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April 16, 2011 Ground Floor, El Rico Suites Makati City 12nn Dyan, oh. Dyan sa nakatagilid na upuan. Hindi ko naayos bago umakyat. Trying to connect to network ElricoN.. Cannot Connect to Network: ElricoN Troubleshoot? OK Cancel shit! isa pa. Trying to connect to network ElricoN.. May dumating na tatlong babae. Sabi ‘oh. ang bilis maka-connect pag andito sa baba, ah!’ Samantalang ako hirap na hirap. Nag Youtube pa. trash talk. Cannot Connect to Network: ElricoN Troubleshoot? OK Cancel Hoootaena. (Manilenyo tayo eh. When you’re in Rome, act like a Roman. Haha.) Last na talaga. Isang subok pa. :) Trying to connect to network ElricoN.. Connection Request: Connected to network ElricoN. MAG-INTERNET KA NA HANGGANG GUSTO MO. Hahaha. Nice. Iyooown! After a few hours of peaceful browsing (chats) Someone from Daet: Tol, check out mo tong link na to. Cute kasi. I did. Hell. It was a love scene from a movie. 1st bullshit I did: I watched. Then I noticed. Someone’s coming. I paused the video. YEHEEES, black screen. From nowhere came a voice. Much like the voice I hear every Friday, 7:30 - 8:30. (kcufehttahw) ‘Hoy. Mr. de los Reyes, nakaka-connect ka ba sa wi-fi?’ (looks at the screen) ‘Yes, Ma’am!’ :) (di mo makikita to ma’am. black screen. haha.) Okay, Mr. de los Reyes, good night. (walks away with an ‘ang-mga-bata-talaga-ngayon-kelangan-na-ng-tulong’ look.) INISIP KO. Bakit ganun ang reaksyon nya? Eh naka black screen naman. Matatanda talaga, tamang hinala. hahaha. (look at the screen) Dyspnea. Cold clammy perspiration. Gulps. TACHYCARDIA. at lahat ng body process pag under stress ka. Ayoko nang i-elaborate. Kasi, sa tabi nung black screen na nakapause nung video.. ‘Hot, Horny Girls in Quezon City! for only $50, free of charge.’ (Syempre may picture to) Talk about bullshit. Donna Lyn A. Gan, thank you sa idea. This one’s for you. HAHA. :) - NOTHING FOLLOWS - 
